michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

[source: michaxl]
[source: oneshotfinch]

czaritsa:

sebasstianvael:

“people who are sick don’t play video games all day”

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“If you really felt bad you wouldn’t be on the computer.”

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[source: emiroberyn]
verylittlebird:


this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

[source: best-pics-gifs.com]

theladymonsters:

[source: fandomfatale]
how to give a great blowjob

pornstarwars:

gently blow on the penis but do not blow too hard else he will get scared and retreat back inside

[source: pornstarwars]

When Mr. and Mrs. Dursley woke up on the dull, grey Tuesday our story starts, there was nothing about the cloudy sky outside to suggest that strange and mysterious things would soon be happening all over the country…

[source: pottern]
[source: harpersroy]

hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

[source: sextronautt]

spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

[source: cheese3d]

boazpriestly:

steverogersorbust:

shiningartifact:

OK BUT SEE, I DIDN’T KNOW.

I didn’t KNOW. Chris Evans swears like a sailor. Chris Evans has an adorable Bostonish accent. Chris Evans wants you to know that he can tap dance. Chris Evans thinks that Captain America is the least ass-kicking of all of the Avengers. Chris Evans loves to tell the story where he made an idiot of himself in front of Ben Affleck. Chris Evans is REALLY EXCITED TO DO THIS INTERVIEW. Chris Evans REALLY wants to talk to you and tell you what’s on his mind.

Chris Evans is STUPIDLY CHARMING. And no seriously, he swears LIKE A SAILOR. People who swear with alacrity are my fucking kryptonite.

I just DID. NOT. KNOW. I have literally never seen him outside of movies and photos before.

do you think coming of age movie is like, still haunting him?

…I think I just fell in love.

[source: youtube.com]

hologran:

i keep forgetting that’s a grown man

425,580
[source: pinkmanjesse]

trust:

still wondering how they made this movie

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[source: trust]
adventuretimewithlewis:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

The gays are angry

adventuretimewithlewis:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

The gays are angry

[source: blazepress]
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